Family Portrait

Happy Nothing - Easter

Happy Nothing

“My stepmom’s friend just posted this picture of her kids on Facebook.”

(via source)

Plaid To See You - Family Portrait

Plaid To See You

“It took Dad forever to find just the right tie.”

(submitted by Tara)

Harnessing His Power - Family Portrait

Harnessing His Power

“In 1991, I was diagnosed with epilepsy. My Father, at the time, was a photographer whose studio was in our home. After a long day of tests and hospital visits, he decided to take this photo of me in my epilepsy test equipment, which is worn over a few days… I still don’t know why he took it, but what you see here is a shirtless, awesome looking ten-year-old boy with acid-washed jeans and perfectly feathered hair.”

(submitted by Jesse) 

Punchout - Babies

Punchout

“Circa 1983. My dad clearly has no idea whats going on. Smile!”

(submitted by Carley) 

Minus Mom - Family Portrait

Minus Mom

“This is a family photo that was taken back in 2004. My Mom stepped out of frame to take off her glasses at the last second and the photographer (having had no warning that she was going to do so) kept shooting anyway. My Dad, brother, and I all had quite different reactions.”

(submitted by Kelsey) 

How To Label Your Family - Black And White

How To Label Your Family

“My Mom labeled this family photo for us kids before we died so we would know who was who, and who was a bitch.”

(via source)

A Kiss On The Cheek - Family Portrait

A Kiss On The Cheek

“The photographer told him to love on his mommy, so naturally…”

(submitted by Nathan) 

Unbreakable - Family Portrait

Unbreakable

“My two sisters had leg injuries and my dad had two partially fractured vertebra because he fell down the shed in our garden. (Everybody is doing good though and they will be fine soon!) My dad had the great idea to take an early Christmas photo to send our friends and relatives to show how happy we are. My mom and I added our own dressings to fit into the picture.”

(submitted by Sebastian in Germany)

Nightmare Before Christmas - Christmas

Nightmare Before Christmas

“This was our family Christmas card. Trust me there are many more gems like this one. As we finished Thanksgiving dinner, we all dreaded the coming family photo, to embarrass us for many more generations. The things that some mothers do to their children border on child abuse.”

(submitted by Andrew)

Welcome To The Gun Show - Family Portrait

Welcome To The Gun Show

“This pic was taken of myself, my two little brothers, and our father in the early 90’s. Apparently, we felt the need to show off our lack of muscles!”

(submitted by Gina)