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Family Portrait

Going Rogue

“We tried taking a nice family picture now that my daughter is one. She looks like she’s going to slit someone’s throat.”

(via source)

An Uplifting Moment

“This is a photo of my family and me from a few years back. I’m the oldest and in the middle, youngest on the left, middle child on the right. We didn’t plan this, but it turned out to be pretty awkward.”

(submitted by Ryne)

My Mom’s Nudist Ex-Husband

“Doesn’t everyone take cheery family shots with your mom’s nudist ex-husband?”

(submitted by Mudra)

Two Sets Of Twins

“As the father of two sets of twins, I think this is the first in a long line of Awkward Family Photos.”

(via source)

Fumble

“This is a photo of my daughter and my two nephews. My oldest nephew was not happy about being separated from his mom to take the picture. We gave him a football to keep him calm, but apparently he wasn’t having it.”

(submitted by Jessica) 

Sly And The Family Portrait

“When I was born my uncle offered to paint a picture of me. This is not what my parents expected.”

(via source)

Dog Lover

“This was a family photo we took this past Christmas. My brother is the only member of our family who isn’t in the relationship, but not wanting to be the odd man out he called upon his dog, Dutch, to fill in.”

(submitted by Johnathon)

The Momcut

“Mom was definitely an influencer in how we cut our hair.”

(submitted by Karen)

Trading Places

“My husband couldn’t make it to the family portrait photo shoot. Rather than cancel, I brought a “replacement”. This is what went in all our Christmas cards. My husband’s family was not amused and he wouldn’t talk to me for days.”

(submitted by Loretta)

The Feeling Isn’t Mutual

“This was supposed to be a family photo. Parenting level: Expert.”

(submitted by Dana)