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Welcome To The Gun Show

Welcome To The Gun Show - Family Portrait

“This pic was taken of myself, my two little brothers, and our father in the early 90’s. Apparently, we felt the need to show off our lack of muscles!”

(submitted by Gina)

In Family Portrait • March 7th, 2016 • 9 Comments »

Silent Rebellion

Silent Rebellion - Dad

“My Mom forced my Dad to get his picture taken in the early 80’s. Years later, I discovered his silent rebellion.”

(via source)

In Dad • March 3rd, 2016 • 1 Comment »

Mom Wanted Twins

Mom Wanted Twins - Family Portrait

“This is a photo of my boyfriend when he was two years old. Why does he match that doll? Why is there a lit candle in the middle of the train? Did the photographer provide the doll and matching outfits? We will never know.”

(submitted by Kirsten)

In Family Portrait • March 2nd, 2016 • Comments Off on Mom Wanted Twins

Grabbing My Attention

Grabbing My Attention - Family Portrait

“I’m a photographer at a Sears Portrait Studio and I conned my mother and her new husband to come get some photos  made with me. I was having difficulty smiling without making the squinty-eye face.  I guess my mom was getting tired of waiting on me to finally get my act together, so she reached up and grabbed my boob to make me laugh.  This was the result. I couldn’t make that face again if I tried. Not surprisingly, this is my mother’s biggest and most natural smile in the whole 2 hour session! Mom’s poor new husband doesn’t even know what he got himself into…”

In Family Portrait • March 1st, 2016 • Comments Off on Grabbing My Attention

Cheaper By The Dozen

Cheaper By The Dozen - Family Portrait

“This is a family photo circa 1997, of my grandmother and her grandchildren, (including me, the girl on the right in the pink dress and awful knockoff of the “Rachel” haircut.)  Clearly, all of us in the photo are a hot mess, considering not ONE person is looking at the camera, and most of the small children look as if they were subjected to the clown from the movie, “IT”, right before the picture was taken.”

(submitted by Alyson)

In Family Portrait • March 1st, 2016 • 2 Comments »

Going Rogue

Going Rogue - Babies

“We tried taking a nice family picture now that my daughter is one. She looks like she’s going to slit someone’s throat.”

(via source)

In Babies • March 1st, 2016 • 1 Comment »

An Uplifting Moment

An Uplifting Moment - Family Portrait

“This is a photo of my family and me from a few years back. I’m the oldest and in the middle, youngest on the left, middle child on the right. We didn’t plan this, but it turned out to be pretty awkward.”

(submitted by Ryne)

In Family Portrait • February 29th, 2016 • Comments Off on An Uplifting Moment
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