Family Portrait

Grabbing My Attention - Family Portrait

Grabbing My Attention

“I’m a photographer at a Sears Portrait Studio and I conned my mother and her new husband to come get some photos  made with me. I was having difficulty smiling without making the squinty-eye face.  I guess my mom was getting tired of waiting on me to finally get my act together, so she reached up and grabbed my boob to make me laugh.  This was the result. I couldn’t make that face again if I tried. Not surprisingly, this is my mother’s biggest and most natural smile in the whole 2 hour session! Mom’s poor new husband doesn’t even know what he got himself into…”

Cheaper By The Dozen - Family Portrait

Cheaper By The Dozen

“This is a family photo circa 1997, of my grandmother and her grandchildren, (including me, the girl on the right in the pink dress and awful knockoff of the “Rachel” haircut.)  Clearly, all of us in the photo are a hot mess, considering not ONE person is looking at the camera, and most of the small children look as if they were subjected to the clown from the movie, “IT”, right before the picture was taken.”

(submitted by Alyson)

Going Rogue - Babies

Going Rogue

“We tried taking a nice family picture now that my daughter is one. She looks like she’s going to slit someone’s throat.”

(via source)

An Uplifting Moment - Family Portrait

An Uplifting Moment

“This is a photo of my family and me from a few years back. I’m the oldest and in the middle, youngest on the left, middle child on the right. We didn’t plan this, but it turned out to be pretty awkward.”

(submitted by Ryne)

My Mom’s Nudist Ex-Husband - Dad

My Mom’s Nudist Ex-Husband

“Doesn’t everyone take cheery family shots with your mom’s nudist ex-husband?”

(submitted by Mudra)

Two Sets Of Twins - Family Portrait

Two Sets Of Twins

“As the father of two sets of twins, I think this is the first in a long line of Awkward Family Photos.”

(via source)

Fumble - Family Portrait

Fumble

“This is a photo of my daughter and my two nephews. My oldest nephew was not happy about being separated from his mom to take the picture. We gave him a football to keep him calm, but apparently he wasn’t having it.”

(submitted by Jessica) 

Sly And The Family Portrait - Babies

Sly And The Family Portrait

“When I was born my uncle offered to paint a picture of me. This is not what my parents expected.”

(via source)