Family Portrait

Big Red - Behind The Awkwardness

Big Red

“My mom sewed clothes for the family as I was growing up. Since our family sang together in churches in Indiana and Michigan in the 70’s, she had the grand idea of making red polyester suits with a hint of orange Polka dots (along with the awesomely huge bow ties). Gotta love ya, Mom! And BTW, I’m the little boy next to dad. Today, my family of 7 children all play in our own family music group, but without the polyester.”

(submitted by John)

Turqlenecks - Christmas

Turqlenecks

“It was the 80s. My dad thought it was a good idea to take a picture in the woods with snow. The look on his face doesn’t validate the brilliance of the idea. Mom chose the color of our shirts. Apparently she expected more of a tropical setting.”

(submitted by Tommy)

Find A Seat - Family Portrait

Find A Seat

The rare combination of a photo session and a game of musical chairs.

(submitted by Sarah)

Let There Be Light - Family Portrait

Let There Be Light

Apparently, this family is allergic to cheese.

(submitted by Steve)

The Monday Mystery - Family Portrait

The Monday Mystery

We dare you to explain this one.

(submitted by Nick)

Wet T-Shirt - Family Portrait

Wet T-Shirt

You must eat thirty minutes before taking a photo in this family.

(submitted by Andrea)

The Fender Bender - Family Portrait

The Fender Bender

Some people slow down to look at an accident, others see a photo op.

(submitted by Tiffani)

Jolly Green Giant - Family Portrait

Jolly Green Giant

The giant gene is recessive.

(submitted by Karis)

Queen Bee - AFP Hall Of Fame

Queen Bee

Affectionately known as “The Colosseum.”

(submitted by Jeffery & Wayne)

Here’s Looking At You, Kid - Family Portrait

Here’s Looking At You, Kid

We’re expecting big things from you, but no pressure.

(submitted by Ben)