Family Portrait

The Fender Bender - Family Portrait

The Fender Bender

“Lombard Street, San Francisco, CA, 1997. While touring the Crooked Street on foot we were witnesses to this fender bender that caused a traffic jam and uproar of tourists waiting for their chance to drive down the street. Our folks felt this was a perfect moment for a happy family portrait.”

(submitted by Tiffani)

Jolly Green Giant - Family Portrait

Jolly Green Giant

The giant gene is recessive.

(submitted by Karis)

Queen Bee - AFP Hall Of Fame

Queen Bee

Affectionately known as “The Colosseum.”

(submitted by Jeffery & Wayne)

Here’s Looking At You, Kid - Family Portrait

Here’s Looking At You, Kid

We’re expecting big things from you, but no pressure.

(submitted by Ben)

Saturday Night Special: Vanilla Fingers - Family Portrait

Saturday Night Special: Vanilla Fingers

Contrary to popular belief, these two have just “found their cookies.”

(submitted by Caleb)

Capacity - Family Portrait

Capacity

Some slides were not meant to be watered.

(submitted by Ryan)

Red Stripe - Family Portrait

Red Stripe

This family preferred to play a game called “There’s Waldo.”

(submitted by Jamie)

Hair Band - Family Portrait

Hair Band

In this family, you go bald. You’re out.

(submitted by Calvin)

Flex - AFP Hall Of Fame

Flex

This family was split between gym and tan and hadn’t even considered laundry.

(submitted by Elliot)

Hawaii Nine-0 - Family Portrait

Hawaii Nine-0

It’s just a state of mind.

(submitted by Kristi)