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Family Portrait

Wet T-Shirt

You must eat thirty minutes before taking a photo in this family.

(submitted by Andrea)

The Fender Bender

“Lombard Street, San Francisco, CA, 1997. While touring the Crooked Street on foot we were witnesses to this fender bender that caused a traffic jam and uproar of tourists waiting for their chance to drive down the street. Our folks felt this was a perfect moment for a happy family portrait.”

(submitted by Tiffani)

Jolly Green Giant

The giant gene is recessive.

(submitted by Karis)

Queen Bee

Affectionately known as “The Colosseum.”

(submitted by Jeffery & Wayne)

Here’s Looking At You, Kid

We’re expecting big things from you, but no pressure.

(submitted by Ben)

Saturday Night Special: Vanilla Fingers

Contrary to popular belief, these two have just “found their cookies.”

(submitted by Caleb)

Capacity

Some slides were not meant to be watered.

(submitted by Ryan)

Red Stripe

This family preferred to play a game called “There’s Waldo.”

(submitted by Jamie)

Hair Band

In this family, you go bald. You’re out.

(submitted by Calvin)

Flex

This family was split between gym and tan and hadn’t even considered laundry.

(submitted by Elliot)