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Family Portrait

Turqlenecks

“It was the 80s. My dad thought it was a good idea to take a picture in the woods with snow. The look on his face doesn’t validate the brilliance of the idea. Mom chose the color of our shirts. Apparently she expected more of a tropical setting.”

(submitted by Tommy)

Find A Seat

The rare combination of a photo session and a game of musical chairs.

(submitted by Sarah)

Let There Be Light

Apparently, this family is allergic to cheese.

(submitted by Steve)

The Monday Mystery

We dare you to explain this one.

(submitted by Nick)

Wet T-Shirt

You must eat thirty minutes before taking a photo in this family.

(submitted by Andrea)

The Fender Bender

“Lombard Street, San Francisco, CA, 1997. While touring the Crooked Street on foot we were witnesses to this fender bender that caused a traffic jam and uproar of tourists waiting for their chance to drive down the street. Our folks felt this was a perfect moment for a happy family portrait.”

(submitted by Tiffani)

Jolly Green Giant

The giant gene is recessive.

(submitted by Karis)

Queen Bee

Affectionately known as “The Colosseum.”

(submitted by Jeffery & Wayne)

Here’s Looking At You, Kid

We’re expecting big things from you, but no pressure.

(submitted by Ben)

Saturday Night Special: Vanilla Fingers

Contrary to popular belief, these two have just “found their cookies.”

(submitted by Caleb)