Family Portrait

Read It And Weep - AFP Hall Of Fame

Read It And Weep

He decided to imagine them as bookends.

(submitted by Emily)

He’s A Maniac - Family Portrait

He’s A Maniac

He will cut you like a knife.

(submitted by Clara)

The Delivery - Family Portrait

The Delivery

Mom always looked forward to a visit from the water man.

(submitted by Rachel)

Final Destination - AFP Hall Of Fame

Final Destination

Well worth the seven hour drive.

(submitted by Derrick)

Can We Help You? - Family Portrait

Can We Help You?

This family just wants to know what the hell you’re looking at.

(submitted by Jamie)

My Bodyguard - Dad

My Bodyguard

His dad will beat up your dad.

(submitted by James)

Lil’ Dribbler - Family Portrait

Lil’ Dribbler

His brother didn’t have to rub it in.

(submitted by Brandon)

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Operation - Family Portrait


What makes this especially awkward is that this family was there for a vasectomy.

(submitted by Tim)

Girl Overboard - Family Portrait

Girl Overboard

“This is a photo of my family during a trip that we made in Brazil, there is no space for me in the plane, so the guy had the idea to take the photo with my mother and my sister catching me falling. It was very funny and a long time ago.”

(submitted by Ludmilla)

Showgirls - Family Portrait


Why sit back and watch your children live out your dreams?

(submitted by Jessica)