Family Portrait

I Fold

I Fold - Family Portrait

“This was taken after church one Saturday. My parents look like they don’t want to be there. My Uncle looks like he’s surprised to be there, (which might explain why he’s holding a folder), and me and my brother are just there.”

(submitted by Atkins)

In Family Portrait • October 24th, 2016 • Add A Comment »

Out Of Focus

Out Of Focus - Family Portrait

“It took us fifty tries to get this one.”

(submitted by Mary)

In Family Portrait • October 21st, 2016 • 2 Comments »

Dearly Departed

Dearly Departed - Family Portrait

I missed family pics due to work. Now I’m like the son who died that nobody can get over.

(submitted by Nathan)

In Family Portrait • October 20th, 2016 • 3 Comments »

Leave The Stain, Cover My Name

Leave The Stain, Cover My Name - Family Portrait

“Back in 4th grade, I was too young to know how to do laundry. Here we are at a family outing taking. Mother had dressed me in my nice stained shirt with my name on it. But for some reason, we don’t want anyone to know who I am, so let’s cover up my name and leave the stain. Gonna have to check all my old pics now and see how many my clothes are stained. No wonder I never got any dates.”

(submitted by Andrew)

In Family Portrait • October 13th, 2016 • Add A Comment »

Photoshop In The 60’s

Photoshop In The 60’s - Family Portrait

“My grandparents decided to have a family photo done many years ago when my aunt was out of town. So, 5 of the 6 children were present for the photo.  They decided to later add a photo (a bad photo) of my aunt to perfect the picture and complete the family photo.  Honestly, you can barely tell it was even altered.”

(submitted by David)

In Family Portrait • October 4th, 2016 • 1 Comment »

Preppie And Punk Rocker

Preppie And Punk Rocker - Family Portrait

“My brother and I are very different. I was a high school dropout and he was a top student, but we both turned out very well. I’m in the Black Flag shirt and he’s in the sweater. Mom got a coupon for free photos at the mall so she dragged us, and history was made. I consented only on the condition that I could wear whatever I wanted. Unfortunately, I also allowed my mom to blow dry my hair like that.”

(submitted by Ruben)

 

 

In Family Portrait • October 3rd, 2016 • Add A Comment »

Don’t Blink

Don’t Blink - Dad

“This was suggested by our photographer to not be included in our final album. ‘Nonsense,’ I said. ‘And dress it up with some sparklies for poops and giggles.’ We love it so much we are thinking of making it into a large portrait complete with a sparkly frame with little butterfly ornaments. It’s sure to *spark* some interesting conversation. And a good deal of awkwardness to boot.”

(submitted by Bobby)

In Dad • September 28th, 2016 • 1 Comment »
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