Playing Possum
No, I want the opossum to sleep in my bed.
(submitted by Ernie)
Family Portrait
Recreational
In this family, it’s real simple– either you play a generic sport or you turn in your track jacket.
(submitted by Kate)
Two Ninjas and a Baby
Statistics show that children who grow up in a two ninja household are three times less likely to invite a friend over for dinner.
(submitted by Ariston)
