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Pink Polish

“We took my daughter to get her yearly photo with Santa and when Santa asked what she’d like for Christmas she said a ‘pink’ doll. He couldn’t hear her color choice and she then very politely stuck her middle finger up and shouted ‘pink, like this!’ She had on pink fingernail polish at the time.”

(submitted by Brittany) 

Multitasking

“Behind every little sister there’s a big sister holding the milk cup with her foot.”

(via source)

Dream Big

“I had realistic dreams as a kid.”

(via source)

The Christmas Protest

“Someone was not interested in having her Christmas Card picture taken.”

(submitted by Julianne)

Playboy Jr.

“My kindergarten photo, discovered in my parents attic today during a return visit home. Nailed it, Mom and Dad.”

(via source)

A Proper Burial

“This photo is of me and my son when he turned 11. He was born at home and the midwives stashed his placenta in our freezer. As the years went on, I couldn’t just throw it out or leave it somewhere – I made it! So after 11 years, we bought a blueberry bush and I had him bury it under there. He was thrilled.  My dad dug the hole and the cat was trying to steal the placenta.”

(submitted by Emily)

Name Of Thrones

“My child’s first birthday party. Might have gone overboard.”

(via source)

Costanza

“In my 4th grade baseball picture I look like George Costanza.”

(via source)

The Family Portrait Debacle Of 1994

“After the Great Family Portrait Debacle of 1994, we no longer attempt group family photos.”

(via source)

Lil’ Kim

“When I was in sixth grade, I looked like Kim Jong Il.”

(via source)