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A Kiss From Below

A Kiss From Below - Christmas

“My friend sent out this Christmas card. Mom and Dad kissed and the kids thought they should too.”

(submitted by Scott)

In Christmas • March 22nd, 2017 • Comments Off on A Kiss From Below

The Face of Jealousy

The Face of Jealousy - Kids

“My oldest son was given this motorbike by his grandpa. Here he is, posing proudly on his superhero-themed bike. His poor little brother was obviously upset that he was too young for such a gift, and as I was snapping photos I just so happened to capture the face of pure evil in the background. I believe he’s plotting his revenge!”

(submitted by Brooke)

In Kids • March 21st, 2017 • Comments Off on The Face of Jealousy

Turdy The Turtle

Turdy The Turtle - Kids

“Ironically her toy turtle was named ‘Turdy,’ a few days later her destiny was fulfilled.”

(submitted by Christine)

In Kids • March 20th, 2017 • Comments Off on Turdy The Turtle

Come Play With Us

Come Play With Us - Kids

Any time a couple finds out they’re going to have children, their future opens up with possibilities. And sometimes those possibilities involve terrifying unsuspecting hotel guests.

When Martin Hughes found out his wife was going to have identical twin girls, he immediately thought of The Shining–specifically the spooky twin girls that have been menacing people’s nightmares for decades.

After the girls were born, Martin knew it would be only a few years until he could deploy his daughters for the prank of his dreams. “As they’ve gotten older and we can travel and stay in hotels, it was a given that I’d get them to stand holding hands in the hallway for a joke,” Martin told Buzzfeed.

Once they reached the age of four, and the family was looking forward to a hotel stay in London, Martin knew it was time. Here’s what his daughters look like now:

But put them in a hotel hallway and teach them to say “Come play with us” in unison and you have pure terror:

They might not have the dresses, but they nail the creepiness

Terror, or at least mild surprise. A couple hotel guests were reportedly startled. “They’re too young to leave there to spook people directly but when we’ve had them do the pose then stood back and someone’s turned the corner they’ve gasped and gone a little green — ‘Oh god!’” Hughes said.

Also, the girls don’t really get it but “like doing it,” Hughes added.

We’ll update you if Martin’s daughters strike again, or if Martin decides to up the ante himself and attack a hotel cook with a fire axe.

(via source)

In Kids • March 16th, 2017 • Comments Off on Come Play With Us

That Bites

That Bites - Kids

“I was taking a picture of my daughter when I noticed a mosquito on her face. Later, this happened to her.”

(via source)

In Kids • March 16th, 2017 • Comments Off on That Bites

An Avante Garde Church Directory Photo

An Avante Garde Church Directory Photo - Kids

“My girls and I. The whole family went for church directory photos and the photographer decided to be ‘creative’ with us.  My husband is very much alive and well, but this photo screams ‘Dad is dead!'”

(submitted by Tomi)

 

In Kids • March 16th, 2017 • Comments Off on An Avante Garde Church Directory Photo

Grandson Al Dente

Grandson Al Dente - Grandma

“What kind of person cooks 15 lbs of multicolored spaghetti, then pours it in a bathtub so a 5-year-old can squish around? A grandma.”

(via source)

In Grandma • March 16th, 2017 • Comments Off on Grandson Al Dente
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