Kids

Parenting Algebra - Kids

Parenting Algebra

“Math question: Mom lives 9/10 of a mile from my brother’s house. If I give my daughter a box of tissues, and then drive from my Mom’s house to my brother’s house at 35 mph, how many tissues can my daughter pull out of the tissue box, if she can pull tissues out at a rate of, like, so many per minute.”

(via source)

Grandma’s Grab - Grandma

Grandma’s Grab

“Getting ready to take a memorable photo when Grandma reaches for her granddaughter’s hand just as my uncle snaps the picture. It looks like she’s grabbing at her grandson’s crotch. Lol. This is one for the books.”

(submitted by Michelle)

Waking The Dead - Kids

Waking The Dead

“While visiting Boston last summer, we decided to walk through a historic graveyard. My husband was taking photos, and my youngest son decided to yell ‘Cheese!’ at the top of his lungs in the quiet historic graveyard filled with quiet respectful visitors. I was attempting to quiet him down. I have no idea what my oldest son is doing. There is just so much going on in this picture.”

(submitted by Jessica)

Off The Chain - Kids

Off The Chain

“Found my 2nd grade school photo. Look what’s on my ear. I was so rad.”

(via source)

Stuck On You - Kids

Stuck On You

“Searching for that lost lollipop!”

(submitted by Mitch)

Water Boy - Halloween

Water Boy

“This was the first time I ever won first prize for something.”

(via source)

Jingle Breath - Kids

Jingle Breath

“My son decided to have a cat bell for a snack. He took the bell right off the collar of the cat and swallowed it. We took him to the ER for surgery, but while we were waiting, all the nurses got a chuckle out of listening to him take deep breaths.”

(submitted by Diane)

Ready For Them To Leave - Grandpa

Ready For Them To Leave

“I found this while going through family photos the other night. I asked my Mom and Aunt,”Who’s the old shirtless guy that we seem to LOVE so much?” “Oh! that’s your Great-Grandpa Floyd.”

I can only imagine the mood when this photo was taken: “OK kids! Gather ’round Grandpa! Were going to capture the bliss of this moment and the FUN he is having before we leave!”

(submitted by Sandy)

Squashed - Kids

Squashed

“We went to the pumpkin patch a while back and my boys had fun looking through all the different squash. I told them they could each pick one to take home. My older son picked this one. All of the adults were laughing so hard but trying not to show it. He said he thought the shape was funny and he liked how bumpy it was.”

(submitted by Michelle)

Holy Diver - Kids

Holy Diver

“My brother had unfortunate taste in shirts as a 10-year-old.”

(via source)