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Epic Snowman

“My sister-in-laws, back in the day, couldn’t have been prouder of their snowman creation. I’m sure theirs was the tallest in town, and it is obvious they used every scrap of snow they could find.”

(submitted by Terra) 

That’s A “T”

“Had a mild heart-attack when I saw my daughter’s homework.”

(via source)

The Stranger

“My 4-year-old daughter’s Pre-K picture this year was terrifying. This picture looks nothing like her!”

(submitted by Chrissy) 

Lyin’

“In 1998, I was 7 and this was a show and tell. I told my classmates, ‘I went to Africa over the weekend and petted a lion.’ I lied.”

(via source)

Joy To The World

“This is my own two screaming children with my smiling nieces. I’m not sure where I went wrong explaining in Santa–an old, childless man who sees them when they’re sleeping and knows when they’re awake and breaks in our house at night because he likes to give little children candy and presents.”

(submitted by Jennifer)

The Bat Mullet

“Dad said I could pick any haircut I wanted. I went with a Batman logo faded into a mullet.”

(via source)

The Gift

“These were also taken at the preschool photoshoot with our 4-year-old daughter, who refers to herself as Penny Cat Aurora Leopard Butterfly with No Wings. She wishes to give you the gift of laughter.”

(submitted by Leslie)

Breakin’

“When I was 8 and in a dance club.”

(via source)

Cinnamon Mullet

“My Mom did the hair.”

(submitted by Jonathan)

The Puke Mystery

“During family pictures my bouncy 5-year-old was a little sluggish but I was thrilled that he wasn’t hyper. When my photographer said “Ummm he just threw up,” I thought she meant the baby, so I checked him for spit up, saw none, and said, “No he’s good.” Then I saw the puddle at my feet. We rushed to the car and as we were driving away the photographer flagged us down to show us the picture she had captured. We laughed so hard we cried.

That was the only time he threw up that day, and he was totally fine and hour later, so we were puzzled. The next day, as my husband and I kept discussing that he must have eaten something that upset his stomach, he finally came clean. While we had been upstairs getting dressed, he snuck into the kitchen and ate a whole tub of ice cream. Then he cleaned up the mess and thought he got away with it. Apparently, he didn’t understand how that much ice cream would make him so sick. He learned the hard way! And it made for a great Christmas card!”

(Submitted by Chelsy. Photo by @byeemilyphotography)