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Land Of Cowpportunity

Land Of Cowpportunity - Kids

“On July 19th, 2000 we emigrated from the Netherlands to live with our family in Michigan to start a new life. In the Netherlands we milked 70 cows, but in Michigan we were living on a farm with 249 cows. More future for the boys that way. This was a nice calm cow.”

(submitted by Maria)

In Kids • June 8th, 2016 • Add A Comment »

The Future Serial Killer

The Future Serial Killer - Kids

“My daughter’s school assignment asked her to come up with her own superhero identity. She was more interested in being a supervillain.”

(via source)

In Kids • June 8th, 2016 • 1 Comment »

Autumn Camouflage

Autumn Camouflage - Dad

“Mom made me this costume for my second Halloween in ’92 – Dad almost misplaced me in an actual leaf pile.”

(via source)

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A Tale Of Two Kindergarteners

A Tale Of Two Kindergarteners - Kids

“Kindergarten orientation. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.”

(via source

In Kids • June 8th, 2016 • 1 Comment »

Cracker Jerk

Cracker Jerk - Dad

“My father was supposed to take my sister and I to get our pictures made. I am supposed to have on a matching jacket like my sister’s. He left it in the car and rather then admit he flubbed, he just told the photographer to let the picture roll. That is why I have my picture professionally made in a Cracker Jerk Tshirt. That and our mullettude makes this photo very awkward!”

(submitted by Amy)

In Dad • June 7th, 2016 • 2 Comments »

The Mummy

The Mummy - Kids

“This is a photo of my younger sister, (mummified), my older brother, (proud as ever), and me (“I didn’t do it”).  My favorite part of this picture is how, even though you can’t see my little sister’s face, you can tell she is smiling in a very “TA-DA!” way, and I can only imagine how proud she was to be our model. I don’t remember when this was taken, but I can look at the craftsmanship in the placement of the streamers, and the excellent color blocking techniques, and I know that’s my fabulous work – my brother must have been the project manager/supervisor. My siblings and I have talked about recreating this picture for our mom now that we are all in our 20′s, but it has been really hard to drum up this collection of oddly specific t-shirts.”

(submitted by Meredith) 

In Kids • June 7th, 2016 • Add A Comment »

My Uncompleted Opus

My Uncompleted Opus - Kids

“I found an old book I made in elementary school when I was nine. I’m starting to understand why they wouldn’t let me finish it.”

(via source

In Kids • June 6th, 2016 • 1 Comment »
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