Kids

The Bathroom Scholar

“I think I was cramming for an important test.”
(submitted by Andy)

Gift Discrepancy

“Sometimes life gives you a puppy and sometimes it gives you socks. Christmas 2016.”

(submitted by Suzy) 

Friendly Fire

“Kids write the best apologies. ”

I am sorry Ben I didn’t mean to hurt you. I feel like crap. I love you and I was trying to hit Chris. I hate Chris. I hate my choice I made. I rally hope you Except my apollagee. When I throo the sizzors, I was aiming for Chris. I hope you start to feel better soon. 

(via source)

Destiny

“Our IT guy sent us a picture of him in his youth. Some people are destined.”

(via source)

Jewel Thief

“My wife couldn’t find her wedding ring yesterday. Our baby will be a diamond mule the next couple days.”

(via source)

Little Messi

“My nephew asked if he could wear his sunglasses. He scored seven goals.”

(via source)

The Loophole

“I told my son he can’t go outside. He might be a future lawyer.”

(via source)

Chop Chop

“A sweet father-daughter moment with my son’s axe in the background. No blood was splattered following this photo, but we did miss our cue to get our son into therapy.”

(submitted by Ellie)