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The Space Lady And Son

The Space Lady And Son - Kids

“This is me and my Mom performing on the streets of San Francisco, circa 1994. As you can tell from this pic, I’ve been blessed with impeccable fashion sense my whole life:
✓ Cosby Sweater (before it was creepy)

✓ Knit Elf Stocking Hat

✓ Granny Glasses

✓ Star Trek Keychain Clipped To Belt Loop

Also for anyone curious, my mom is “The Space Lady,” a famous* street musican and “outsider icon.” Her Greatest Hits album was originally released on hand-made cassette tapes back in the 80’s. It was re-released by an actual record label a couple years ago and was named in Vice Magazine’s 50 Best Albums of 2014 and NME’s “101 Albums to Hear Before You Die”

*by street musican standards, anyway.”

(via source

 

In Kids • May 27th, 2016 • 4 Comments »

Polar Opposites

Polar Opposites - Kids

“My favorite bands were Backstreet Boys and Marilyn Manson.”

(via source

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Cinderhella

Cinderhella - Halloween

“My friend’s daughter didn’t want to go as just any Disney princess.”

(via source

In Halloween • May 26th, 2016 • 2 Comments »

The Questionable Headband

The Questionable Headband - Black And White

“My mother’s story is all I have to go by on this one. She claims to have been blindsided by a small, local modeling agency photo shoot with their own idea of props to benefit my budding modeling career. Needless to say this was my first and last photo shoot.”

(submitted by Jessica) 

In Black And White • May 26th, 2016 • Comments Off on The Questionable Headband

Canine Betrayal

Canine Betrayal - Kids

“My friend caught the exact moment the dog ran into her daughter and pushed her in the pool.”

(via source)

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The Literalist

The Literalist - Kids

“My eight-year-old son takes homework directions literally.”

(via source

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W Is For Birthday

W Is For Birthday - Birthdays

“My parents are staunch Republicans and were big fans of the Bush administration, but I think the real obsession stemmed from my Mom’s crush on George W. Bush and was then passed on to six year old me. So, whenever nineteen year old me gets accused by my parents of being too progressive, I remind them that when I was six I had a George W. Bush-themed birthday. Disturbing? Amusing? Maybe both.”

(submitted by Josie) 

In Birthdays • May 25th, 2016 • Comments Off on W Is For Birthday
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