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Mommy Needs Botox

“This envelope had my Mother’s Day card inside. I asked him which Person was me? The one on the right he answered. Then I asked him what are those lines on my face? He said: ‘your forehead.'”

(submitted by Candy)

Tats For Tots

“What we do in my house on snow days.”

(via source)

Mannequin

“Me and the friend I built, playing the clarinet together.”

(via source)

Stick Figure

‘I received this note from my son’s kindergarten teacher. It isn’t the first interesting note and probably not the last. He told me he just thought it was a good idea, but it wasn’t.”

(submitted by Kari)

A Son’s Failed Password Anguish

“How I found out that my son tried to access my tablet.”

(via source)

Lunchbox Desperation

“Found this note in my son’s backpack while cleaning it out over the summer. While I admit to occasional lunchbox desperation, I do not recall ever packing spiky, boiled sea urchins.”

(submitted by Kelli)

Cheeseball

“Last year, my spirited son, Henry, came home from school with this note in his folder. I had a really hard time keeping a straight face!”

(submitted by Katie)

One Reason To Be Sent Home From School

“My little brother got sent home today. I couldn’t stop laughing.”

(via source

I Am Thankful For…

“My son was supposed to write what he was thankful for… I believe it’s supposed to say “My House.”

(submitted by Stacey)

A Message For The Tooth Fairy

“So, that’s supposed to be my daughter holding her tooth she lost at lunchtime. To the untrained eye, I know it looks like she’s giving the Tooth Fairy the finger as if to say, ‘Sorry I’m flipping you off. Now, go find my tooth in the cafeteria trash and bring me my money.'”

(submitted by Stephanie)