“I found this hidden under my 11 year-old son’s bed today.”
To make this young man’s genius easier to read, we’ve translated below:
Do not say if you’re bored.
Say, “I’m hungry.”Go pretend to use the bathroom.
Ask an unknowing parent to go somewhere.
If leaving, do not wear things or do things that will make the knowing parent suspicious.
“My father took this of me in 1968 in the parking lot of Lollipop Farm, a petting zoo in Henrietta, NY. Apparently, they just had a grizzly bear head lying around for kids to play with. I probably had bear brains in my hair when I too, that thing off.”
(submitted by Dorothy)