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Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Christmas Crack

“My ugly Christmas sweater work party is today. Think I’ll win?”

(via source)

Reindeer Games

“Dad bought this sweater for $2 from Goodwill and wore it to the church Christmas party. He didn’t look too closely at the reindeer.”

(via source)

Hail To The Queen

“My uncle, after tripping and falling in front of the queen, 1987.”

(via source)

Itchy On Christmas

“This is a photo of my cousin and I wearing the horrible cat sweaters our Grandma knit us every Christmas. You can see the enthusiasm radiating from our faces when we were forced to model them for the rest of the family. If an angry cat head sweater doesn’t say Merry Christmas, I don’t know what does.”

(submitted by Ana)

 

The Snowman Is Packing

“My parents went to an ugly sweater party tonight, and my mom decided to get a little creative with my dad’s ugly sweater. I was on the phone with her while they were getting ready and she kept yelling at my Dad to be careful with the snowman’s penis.” 

Here’s the closeup you knew you wanted:

(submitted by Kailee)

 

Santa Is A Lie

“He can’t quite read yet. They told him it says ‘Merry Christmas.'”

(via source)

Damian’s Sister

“Pretty sure my cousin already has a murder plot lined up.”

(via source)

The Happiest Unicorn

“It’s two hours before the big Christmas party and I just noticed a detail on my sweater.”

(via source)

Reindeer Games

“I don’t think my Mum paid attention to the sweater she got me for Christmas.”

(via source)

Sweater Ninjas

“My sweet, beautiful, uber-feminine grandma raised 5 boys. However, the vast majority of her grandchildren were girls, with whom she could finally enjoy dressing up in frilly clothing and playing with dolls,  tea sets, etc.  Even as we grew older, our grandma still relished shopping for us. Here are my cousin and I being good sports at Christmas, wearing the token “twin sweaters” with Grandma.  Special shoutout to us for also incorporating the gift ribbon as part of this winning getup, as well as Grandma’s ‘Ted’ sweater.  Fashionistas all around!”

(submitted by Katie)