The wedding was black eye optional.
(submitted by John)
“Kicked a bridesmaid in the head and ripped my pants. Great wedding.”
“When I got married back in ’95, I invited some ladies from work. Apparently, catching the bouquet meant a lot to them.”
(submitted by Michelle)
“We had darling two-year-olds for our ring bearer and flower girl. While we were trying to get a picture of me and my niece, the flower girl, our spirited ring bearer decided to have a yank at my veil which was of course cemented on to my head with a thousand bobby pins and hair spray. I thought he was going to pull out a chunk! Children are such angels.”
(submitted by Holly)