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“D” For Effort

“My friend’s pregnant wife dropped the picture frame and knocked off some letters. Still technically correct.”

(via source)

Stat Of The Week

How much weight can you gain at one Thanksgiving dinner? A lot.

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Face Swap

“My sister fell asleep while reading a magazine.”

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Fake Gyllenhaal

“Three years ago, happy drunk, I met Jake Gyllenhaal. Now I’m 90% sure I didn’t.”

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Meet Clarence

“I left my sketch unattended for five minutes in a house full of children. And thus, ‘Clarence’ was born.”

(via source)

What’s Cooking?

“Saw this in my local newspaper.”

(via source)

Words Go Here

“My local newspaper made a really bad typo.”

(via source)

Paper Trail

“Wonder when he realized.”

(via source)

The Blueberry Butcher

“Headline placement for a local pie eating contest.”

(via source)

The Noise Complaint

“My pregnant mom was staying at a hotel in 1989, retching and dry heaving. The hotel staff sent her this complaint thinking the noises were ‘oragies.'”

(via source)