Con Man

“I found this hidden under my 11 year-old son’s bed today.”

To make this young man’s genius easier to read, we’ve translated below:

Do not say if you’re bored.
Say, “I’m hungry.”Go pretend to use the bathroom.
Ask an unknowing parent to go somewhere.
Proclaim tiredness.
If leaving, do not wear things or do things that will make the knowing parent suspicious.

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