Garden of Eden

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“This photo has it all when it comes to awkward engagement photos. My husband and I were 19 at the time of the photo and I was still a bit rebellious. My dad was paying for the wedding (including the engagement photos) and I seized the opportunity to show him how grown up I was. I was attempting an artistic Garden of Eden which even included my pet python, Merlin. I frantically purchased fake flowers the day of the photo shoot because I was inspired to make the photo more authentic. After our traditional engagement photos, we took our clothes off and tried some alternate poses.  When we got our proofs back, we showed them to my family at my birthday dinner. My grandma screamed, “OH MY GOD!” and I started crying and ran to the car where soon-to-be husband yelled, “Well, what did you expect!?!”

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Submitted by Amy and David

76 Responses to “Garden of Eden”

  1. Madox says:

    This guy REALLY REALLY REALLY loves her !

  2. Bibi says:

    Did they have a fitness DVD after that?

  3. Matt says:

    One word – why?

  4. dawn says:

    Wow! One of the few times I’ve been left speechless.

  5. Jack D says:

    “Honey, how many snakes did you say we owned?”

  6. Ivy says:

    Oh I laughed until I had tears in my eyes! This has to win!

  7. Gina says:

    If anything came out of this, the bride to be found out 100% that she had a keeper:) He knew it was an insane idea but went with it anyway because it mattered to her. This is not the same as going with a china pattern he didn’t love or a bedroom that is decorated too girlie… this poor man got naked in front of a camera for pictures that would be shown to EVERYONE they know… that’s love :)

  8. Nanette says:

    This is the kind of engagement photo you take to say “F-U” family, I am getting married if you like it or NOT! Very funny. I also think they have great guts to go naked! That is amazing! I could never do that!

  9. Amy says:

    Unfortunately… she totally forgot to include the apple.. she could have been holding it in her other hand…. with a bite taken out of it… that would have made this PERFECT!

  10. Lori says:

    Snake? That actually makes me feel better. I thought it was a whip.

  11. Laura says:

    This one wins, hands down. Not even close…

  12. Nosferatu says:

    The story that goes with it is priceless. I commend this gal for putting herself out there like that (literally and figuratively) so she can win the contest. I hope this one wins.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Wowzer, I cannot even put into words… cannot even find the words….. that they even chose that route says a lot!!!! scary!

  14. Josh says:

    Thanks for the laugh! And it’s by far the most awkward photo EVER! It’ll be awesomely awkward someday when you pull it out to show your grandkids. :)

  15. lesleyann says:

    this HAS to be the MOST AWKWARD picture I have EVER seen!!!!!! For real, how did the photographer not CRACK up while doing this????
    this one TOTALLY has to take it!!!

  16. Jay says:

    totally getting my vote.

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