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The Thanksgiving Letter
Eye Contact (back by popular demand)
LOL Cats
SNS: Me Tarzan, You Jane
Size Doesn’t Matter

Why do people keep saying “duck?” Have you never seen a swan?
Seven days…
What happened:
Photographer left lame camera in “Autofocus mode” (Likely didn’t know how to use the camera otherwise) then, made lemonade out of lemons by highlighting the Goose. “Yeah, I meant to do that.”
All I can think of is the Aflac duck. AFLAC!!!!!!
I think it’s kinda obvious what’s happened here. The fauxtographer couldn’t missed focusing on the couple, and to make it look intentional he’s coloured the bird to still make a sale. Brilliant work indeed.
Win for the word ‘fauxtographer’…gold
Soon!
Photographer’s internal monologue: This couple is alright … but that duck is spectacular!
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE. THING. EVER.
I don’t even understand it. Why is there a swan? Why is the swan in focus? Why aren’t the PEOPLE in focus?! AND WHY IS THE SWAN IN COLOUR?!?
It gets more and more amazing the longer that you look at it.
Did the photographer have ADD? “Oh look, a duck!”
Lol!
AFLAC!!!
LOL! Major Medical booooooyyyyy!