The First Supper
“Everybody got a shot of my sister (bride) telling me off after her other bridesmaid ditched me (the Maid of Honor) from my sister’s side down to the far end of the table so that she could sit in that seat with her daughter (Flower girl located at the far right) sitting between us, because she didn’t want her to sit on the end? in the end, the flower girl never even sat there once. found out a year later that my sister wasn’t in the know at all either & that the other bridesmaid and her friend took it in their own hands to “keep the kids occupied so the bride didn’t have to worry”. How that explains why she kicked me to the end of the table, we’ll never know.”
Stuck In The Middle
“For some reason my new husband decided it would be a great idea to get on stage and dance wtith my grandmother (right) and my great aunt (left – this was their first meeting). It was a little awkward when she grabbed him around the waist from behind…and a lot awkward when she grabbed his butt.”
Tipsy
“Why, yes, my grandfather did just put a $50 down the front of my dress while we were dancing.”
Shortsighted
“I was a bride’s maid in my friend’s wedding. She’s right under 5 feet tall. Her mom apparently didn’t care about capturing the beauty of the rest of us.”
The Stiff-Arm
“The little flower girl really liked dancing with the groom, when his sister cut in, she ran into her.”
