15+ Of The Best Parenting Tweets Of 2016
January 9th, 2017
2016 brought us a lot of things. Good things. Bad things. And more than a few bizarre things. However you feel about this year though, there’s no denying that Twitter, as usual, gave us plenty to laugh about, especially where parenting tweets are concerned.
Check out this list of the year’s funniest tweets about kids to see what we mean. You don’t need to be a parent to find them funny. All you need is a sense of humor. Which one is the funniest? Let us know in the comments below and don’t forget to vote for the best!
My 14yo made fun of me this morning because I had to go to work while he had a snow day, so I changed the wifi password.
— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) February 9, 2016
[looking up at the night sky]
Me: You can make a wish on any star you want.
5-year-old: Which one is the Death Star?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) February 9, 2016
Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat?
Me: Probably like 90%
D: So it’s 10% balls?
Me: *spits out food*
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) January 3, 2016
Me: Get out of bed.
Me: Why do you fight me every single morning?
4: Because you never learn.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 24, 2016
My youngest is being tested for the gifted program at his elementary school and my other son thinks his toothbrush is haunted.
— eric (@ericsshadow) March 25, 2016
I don’t care how cute your kid is. When you wake up in the middle of the night and see them standing next to your bed, they are terrifying.
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) August 1, 2016
[two of my four kids burst into tears]
Random lady walking by: Why are you crying, girls?
Me: It’s cute that you think there’s a reason.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 25, 2016
Me: I think I ate too much.
4yo: Yeah, but not just today.
— Aaron Aryanpur (@aaroncomedian) November 26, 2016
My daughters took turns tracing each other over and over with chalk.
Now it looks like 25 children were murdered in my driveway.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 29, 2016
My 2-year-old handed me a candy bar.
I hugged her for finally learning how to share.
Turns out she just wanted me to open it.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 8, 2016