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Bombshell

“My sister just told her kids that she’s expecting a third child.”

(via source)

Game Stopper

“Hoping my mother plays an ‘S.'”

(via source)

Slice Of Lifeguard

“We didn’t know one of the Jamaican lifeguards photobombed us until we got home and looked at the pictures. The look of horror on our faces is because we were told to jump, but jumped on the wrong count.”

(submitted by Jennifer)

Uninvited Guest 2

“I don’t think they’ll be using this for the wedding invitations.”

(via source)

Woman Records Her Life As A Third Wheel

For those of us who are perpetually single and NOT loving it, being around people in committed relationships is a real drag. Nothing reminds us of our misery like seeing...

The Bathroom Scholar

“I think I was cramming for an important test.”
(submitted by Andy)

The Tower Of Cereal

“My buddy wins Father’s Day. He texted me: ‘I woke up with a missed call from my mom and about 15 tags to beat the Cheerio stack record. Ten hours later, I win.'”

(via source)

This Billboard Literally Makes No Sense For The Title

We’re not saying he isn’t skilled, but…

(via source)

Gift Discrepancy

“Sometimes life gives you a puppy and sometimes it gives you socks. Christmas 2016.”

(submitted by Suzy) 

The Uncomfortable Pause

“When you run out of things to talk about.”

(via source)