Leave The Stain, Cover My Name

October 13th, 2016

Leave The Stain, Cover My Name - Family Portrait

“Back in 4th grade, I was too young to know how to do laundry. Here we are at a family outing taking. Mother had dressed me in my nice stained shirt with my name on it. But for some reason, we don’t want anyone to know who I am, so let’s cover up my name and leave the stain. Gonna have to check all my old pics now and see how many my clothes are stained. No wonder I never got any dates.”

(submitted by Andrew)

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Getting It Off His Chest

October 13th, 2016

Getting It Off His Chest - Couples

“My friend proposed to his girlfriend. She’s an X-ray tech at a chiropractor clinic. He set an appointment to go by and get an adjustment. Knowing she would be the one to do the X-ray, he got soldering wire, bent it into the letters he wanted and then taped it to his stomach along with the ring. Yes, his shirt was on for the X-ray, so she had no idea. And yes, this actually happened today. I’ve already been asked to be his best man.”

(via source)

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Wedding Reception

October 13th, 2016

Wedding Reception - Dad

“This was before ‘Please silence your cell phones’ was a thing.”

(submitted by Laura)

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Back To School

October 13th, 2016

Back To School - Kids

“My son’s school picture from last year! He HATES pictures.”

(submitted by Kari)

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Baby Photos, By Guillermo Del Toro

October 12th, 2016

Baby Photos, By Guillermo Del Toro - Babies

“Tried to do a face swap with my infant daughter.”

(via source)

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Not The Birthday Girl

October 12th, 2016

Not The Birthday Girl - Birthdays

“She really wanted a balloon from the next table.”

(via source)

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Pour One Out

October 12th, 2016

Pour One Out - Kids

“These kids were asked to say what they’re thankful for.”

(via source)

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