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Consistent

“Dad never fails to rip ass during family photos.”

(via source)

Struggle For A Smile

“My little sister was not happy about her outfit because it was “itchy.” My mom was so upset that she wouldn’t smile. She said, ‘Get over there and smile,’ and this was the result. We laugh about it all the time now. Mom even blew up the picture for my sisters high school graduation. We remade this picture for my mom for Christmas this year (2013).”

(submitted by Tiffany)

Benjamina Button

“I was born in 1981 but turned 55 in 1992.”

(via source)

Sneer For The Camera

“I just love the contrast between my mother’s sweet, Madonna-like appearance and my father’s menacing look.  My sister is the wide-eyed innocent in this photograph, while I am the disconsolate girl in the gingham dress.”

(submitted by Leanne)

Unfortunate

“I guess I shouldn’t have taken the extra fortune cookie from the ’empty’ table.”

(via source)

You’re Fired

“My friend’s son left this ‘love note’ on her pillow.”

(via source)

The Death Spell

“Look, a Father’s Day card from my ten-year-old daughter. Oh wait…”

(via source)

Nap Resistance

“I got one child to nap. The other one is stubborn.”

(via source)

Big Bear

“My girlfriend is the worst impulse shopper. And the happiest.”

(via source)

Hay Fever

“My friend’s son didn’t have the best time at the hay ride.”

(via source)