Crab Lover
“I talked my mom into this shirt. She had no idea what it meant and bought it. I wore it for several days straight all over Disney World while my Dad was irate with my mom for the purchase. He let me wear it because I loved it, but he was so embarrassed and mad at my mom for being so naive.”
(submitted by Keith)
Baby Faces
“The last of my childless friends from college had their first baby recently. They’re being adequately initiated.”
(via source)
Great Expectations
“My friend’s family wore the colors of the gender they preferred for the new baby…”
(via source)