July 15th, 2015
“My Dad with his (now ex) in-laws. Circa 1982.”
“My brother is clearly prepared for his Skype interview”
“My wife asked me to tuck her in before I left for work.”
“I found this hidden under my 11 year-old son’s bed today.”
To make this young man’s genius easier to read, we’ve translated below:
Do not say if you’re bored.
Say, “I’m hungry.”Go pretend to use the bathroom.
Ask an unknowing parent to go somewhere.
If leaving, do not wear things or do things that will make the knowing parent suspicious.
“Friend posted this wedding pic. Didn’t know he married a mythological beast.”