May 12th, 2015
“My dad calls it my virginity protection blanket.”
“My wife and I took our 2 girls to the University of MO’s College of Vet Medicine’s open house in 2002. We took lots of pictures and this gem was discovered by my mom when we were showing her the pictures a few weeks later. Even with sophomoric minds, my wife and I hadn’t noticed the great placement of the cow’s udder in relation to me standing there.”
(submitted by Scott)
Martin Bruckner, decided to turn the sayings of his 3-year-old daughter, Harper Grace, into illustrations. Originally, he started the project as a Mother’s Day gift to his wife, however it now turned into a popular Tumblr blog Spaghetti Toes.
“This picture was taken circa 1985. I grew up the only Chinese kid in a very small town. I went through a heavy metal phase after being introduced to Iron Maiden from the cool older kids on my block. In an attempt to fit in, I pierced my ear and got a mullet.”
(submitted by Josh)
“My girlfriend’s aunt is a high school principle, and she just sent her this excuse note a parent sent in.”