Honesty is always the best policy.
“My friend told me he tried to look like Vegeta from Dragon Ball in his third grade class pictures.”
“Amazing what a glue gun can do.”
“My aunt told my cousin if he would smile for his pictures, he could get Minecraft. This was the most he could muster.”
“First family photo.”
“Turns out that’s how my dad held me as a child.”
“My groomsmen were too giggly for the entire picture-taking process. When I asked what was funny, they merely said, ‘You’ll see.'”
“My daughter thought this was her. Bonus: My son in the background.”
Always have a backup flower girl.