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Three Generations

“Me (middle), mom (left), daughter (right) all age 7 and toothless!

(submitted by Krisie)

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50 Shades of Giraffe

“A politician gave a speech in the zoo today… nobody was paying attention to him.”

(via best)

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Haunted Sword

But there’s a 10% chance that it’s not.

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Meltdown

“I’m not sure what was going on, but I didn’t want anyone near me.”

(submitted by Heather)

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United We Segway

“About a decade ago, my dad had a phase of hyper-intense community involvement. He somehow came up with with the idea of putting a piano on a rented Segway and having me play patriotic tunes while riding in the local 4th of July parade to promote a local politicians election campaign. Predictably, the keyboard idea didn’t pan out, so he just had us bedazzle it in America and call it a day. This was that day.”

(submitted by Alex)