The Banana Hammocked Crusader
“My wife’s friend had a superhero-themed swim party for their four-year-old son. This is what the bakery came up with.”
(via source)
The Sonogram Results Are In…
“My friends had a sonogram to determine the gender of their child. Care to guess what it is?”
(via source)
Blue Ribbon Baby
“I was a newborn when my Mother and Father took me to the photo studio at the department store to have my first ‘professional’ photos taken for family. My Dad thought it would be funny to put me holding a beer. The real question is why did he have a Pabst Blue Ribbon at the department store?”
(submitted by Jeremy)
Campaign Promise
“A local reporter in my town asked kids what they would do if they were ruler of the world. This kid is a born leader.”
(via source)
Uniform Confusion
“My five-year-old found this picture of me I’d hidden away. Quietly, she asked, ‘Daddy, were you in the war?'”
(via source)
