“My son got a litte too close to Grandpa while he was swinging and paid the price :)”
(submitted by Dana)
No talking back in this family, unless it’s coming from your puppet.
(submitted by Luke)
“My Uncle Scott…. ‘And here I was at a crossroads in my life. Should I continue to sell women’s shoes…. go off to college…. or leverage the mustache and pursue a career in porn?'”
(submitted by Emily)