Heads Up - Family Portrait

Heads Up

You have to earn your torso in this family.

(submitted by Nicholas)

Show Dog - Pets

Show Dog

This dog is wondering if the treats are really worth it.

(submitted by Kate)

Handle With Care - Pets

Handle With Care

This one will spray you if you don’t touch it.

(submitted by Chuck)

Bon Voyage - Christmas

Bon Voyage

After sorting through all of the candidates for the holiday card, the Oxenfeldts knew this was the one.

(submitted by Evan)

The Wedge - Family Portrait

The Wedge

This child shows no remorse about splitting her parents up.

(submitted by Emily)

Ketchup - Birthdays

Ketchup

“That’s me sandwiched between my fraternal twin aunts on their 16th birthday. Aside from the random Ketchup bottle, I particularly enjoy the ashtray and paddle in the forefront. I suspect my sour expression has something to do with the latter. I dont know why my aunts look so pissed, after all; they got matching feather boas and 7-UP bottles.”

(submitted by Abril)

Behind The Awkwardness: Stampede - Pets

Behind The Awkwardness: Stampede

“If it weren’t for “vigilant” mothering and quick intervention, I could have been trampled by a herd of goats when I was 4 yrs old. I can’t imagine the impact that such a scene would have had on my equally tender and dutiful sister, who perpetually wore her school gym uniform outside of class.”

(submitted by Katie)

The Cradle - Pets

The Cradle

Look what the cat dragged in.

(submitted by Katie)

Saturday Night Special: Welcome To The Dollhouse - AFP Hall Of Fame

Saturday Night Special: Welcome To The Dollhouse

“This photo is from my 8th birthday. My grandmother bought me this American Doll for Christmas the year prior, along with glasses to “make me feel better” about getting some myself, and she apparently thought it was a good idea to be photographed with the doll on birthday. Wow, Grandma, the doll hovering over my head wasn’t creepy at all…not at all.”

(submitted by Keeley)

Happy Days - Couples

Happy Days

This man expresses his joy on the inside.

(submitted by Gemini)