Can’t Get No Satisfaction
“My sister said she wasn’t happy about being dressed in curtains and a placemat.”
(via source)
The Pits
“It was my oldest daughter’s wedding day. She was afraid she smelled, so her sister who was the maid of honor, dutifully checked her pit.”
(submitted by Kelly)
Love Letters
“My parents sent me these last night. Who knew I was such a passive aggressive kid?”
(via source)