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Meet The Sterns

No matter what you do, you will always be in trouble with these two.

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Who doesn’t look at home with a straw nest on their head?

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The Third Wheel

You’ve just been asked to prom… by another couple.

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3rd Happiest Place on Earth

Wanna hear a story, little… No? Okay.

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Awkward Family Story: Big in Texas

My mother was a beautiful woman but of low self image. To compensate for this, she liked to wear revealing clothing. We still tell stories of the backless “Victoria Secret” dress my mother would wear to pick us up at school. Still knowing all of this, I invited my future husband (then boyfriend) to meet my mother. I tried to build her up for him, saying she was tall and good looking… so we walk up to her door and ring the door bell. The entrance is a good 6 inches higher then the entrance step. My mother throws opens the door and is wearing nothing but a string bikini made out of the Texas Flag, star on one DD size boob, red and blue strip on the other exactly at my husbands eye level… Awkward.

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What About Grandma?

These kids with their fancy kneeshelfs.

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I See You

Don’t tease us.

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All those hopes and dreams of him becoming a doctor just don’t seem important anymore.

Awkward Family Story: The Funeral

When I was pregnant with my first child, my Grandma passed away. I didn’t have anything to wear to the funeral, so I had to settle on a low-cut maternity blouse that made my breasts look enormous and made me very self-conscious. After the funeral, one of my aunts approached me and in front of the entire family, loudly announced: “You are getting a fabulous chest!!!” I turned six shades of red and blurted out defensively, “I can’t help it. Since I’ve been pregnant, I’ve gone up a couple of cup sizes.” She was actually referring to a chest of drawers that I had unknowingly inherited….um…yeah…very awkward.

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Sizing It Up

What are the chances of a growth spurt before the first slow dance?

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