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Awkward Drill Team

“Group photo of my H.S. Drill team. I am top left. I think the band director wanted us to be ‘avant-garde’ but- well, you can see the results. This was taken at a competition full of adorable pom and cheer girls who were busy vaselining their teeth and finding matching scrunchies. Our music was something by the Doobie Brothers and the soundtrack of Labyrinth. I kid you not, we were instructed to emulate amoeba at the beginning of our routine. Which included hula hoops.”

(submitted by Ingrid)

Awkward Family Story: Multitasking

I went to my great aunts Funeral this week. I left before my distant cousins arrived, but here is what happend once they were there. The room was very solomn, and my cousin and her mother began to walk around the room and tell everyone how sad it was that our aunt had ascended to the next world. Following their condolonces they handed out black cards with hot pink inserts. These little jewels turned out to be invitations to my cousins wedding in 5 weeks. Awkward.

(submitted by Shawna)

Elephant In The Room

This family will be starring in their own drama this fall on the WB.

(submitted by Mary)

OPP

Awkward Rule #619: Other Peoples’ Pockets

(submitted by anonymous)

It’s a Marvelous Night For a Nosedance

For this loving couple, the path to the heart starts at the nostrils.

(submitted by Stephanee)

Strung Up

Never underestimate Grandma.

(submitted by Paul)

Stumped

What about a stump doesn’t scream unity and togetherness?

(submitted by Eric)

Terri and the Chocolate Factory

Business at chocolate world has been a little slow lately.

(submitted by Terri)

Ice Ice Baby

He considered the earrings, but thought it would look too matchy-matchy.

(submitted by Brian)

Mouth to Mouth

A literal interpretation of sucking face.

(Submitted by Jessica W.)