Horseback riding is so last season.
(submitted by S.F.)
Barley had been upstaged for the last time.
(submitted by Kirsten)
He says parrot, she says rifle equipped with scope and bowie knife bayonet. What more is there to know?
(submitted by Dominic)
The cat is thinking of entering him into some more shows.
(submitted by Stan)
We’re only going to ask you once… put down the cats.
(submitted by Phillip)