Don’t Fall Asleep

Don’t Fall Asleep - Family Portrait

“This year, my family started a new Thanksgiving tradition… don’t fall asleep.”

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19 Of The Worst Family Fued Answers

19 Of The Worst Family Fued Answers - Random Awkwardness

1. NAME SOMETHING YOU’D DO TONIGHT IF THE WORLD WAS COMING TO AN END TOMORROW.
“Get the kids and pack.”

2. DURING WHAT MONTH OF PREGNANCY DOES A WOMAN BEGIN TO LOOK PREGNANT?
“September.”

3. NAME A REASON FOR KNEELING.
“To be beheaded.”

4. NAME A FAMOUS OR FICTIONAL WILLY.
“Willy the Pooh.”

5. NAME SOMETHING YOU OPEN OTHER THAN A DOOR.
“Bowels.”

6. NAME SOMETHING YOU SQUEEZE.
“Peanut butter.”

7. NAME A FAMOUS DICK.
“Carrot.”

8. NAME A BOY MENTIONED IN NURSERY RHYMES.
“Little Red Riding-Hood.”

9. NAME SOMETHING YOU HIT WHEN IT’S NOT WORKING.
“Your spouse.”

10. NAME SOMETHING ASSOCIATED WITH LIVERPOOL.
“The yellow brick road.”

11. NAME A BODY PART BEGINNING WITH THE LETTER N.
“Name.”

12. NAME A FAMOUS BRIDGE.
“Bridge Over Troubled Water.”

13. NAME A DOMESTICATED ANIMAL.
“Leopard.”

14. NAME A FAMOUS BROTHER AND SISTER.
“Bonnie and Clyde.”

15. NAME SOMETHING YOU DO IN THE BATHROOM.
“Decorate.”

16. NAME SOMETHING THAT COMES IN 7S.
“Fingers.”

17. NAME A CITY NAMED AFTER A PRESIDENT.
“Carson City.”

18. NAME SOMETHING SLIPPERY.
“A con man.”

19. NAME SOMETHING ORANGE.
“A banana.”

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Personal Injury Lawyer-Obsessed Toddler

Personal Injury Lawyer-Obsessed Toddler - News That Makes Us Feel Awkward

To celebrate her son’s first birthday, L’erin Dobra threw him a Mickey Mouse party. Planning out Grayson’s second birthday party, Ms. Dobra chose a different theme, one that reflected her little boy’s most passionate interest: New Orleans personal injury lawyer Morris Bart. Mr. Bart is a familiar face in Louisiana thanks to his ubiquitous TV ads and a firm motto that would make Saul Goodman proud: “One Call, That’s All!” Maybe it has to do with the flashing lights and music featured in the spots, but Grayson can’t stop watching his ads, said Ms. Dobra, a nurse from Prairieville, La. “He’s always been very drawn to Morris Bart commercials,” she told Law Blog. “He used to watch ABC and color videos, and he used to love those. But now he wants to watch Morris Bart commercials.” When they’re not on TV, he watches them on YouTube. For his party in January, which was reported by the Advocate newspaper, she bought a cake with edible photo frosting displaying Mr. Bart in a suit. The kid’s grandmother came through with a toddler-size Morris Bart t-shirt. Grayson unwrapped another gift to reveal a cardboard cutout of the lawyer. “He was kind of shocked,” Ms. Dobra said. The star of the party didn’t make an appearance. But after Ms. Dobra emailed his office about her idea, Mr. Bart sent her an autographed photo, Morris Bart key chains and a New Orleans Pelicans shirt displaying his logo on the back. The shirt was size extra-large. “He’ll have that for a long time,” Ms. Dobra said.

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20 Safe Baby Handling Tips

20 Safe Baby Handling Tips - Awkward Galleries

Authors Kelly and David Sopp have some advice for you. Their book, Safe Baby Handling Tips, outline all of the tips first-time parents should know when raising their baby.”

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Pugsley and Wednesday

Pugsley and Wednesday - Siblings

“My mom used to give us pet names (I’m not sure if that’s the name for it, but like when your parents have a special cutesy name for you that is embarrassing? I’m digressing.) Ours were Pugsley and Wednesday. She always wanted us to do this photo and we had flat out refused over and over again. One day in July, she starts braiding my hair and hands my younger brother a shoddily painted white shirt and told us to stand still “or else”. It was too late to attack her now so we relented. Those became the Holiday photos for at least 2 years. And she sent them to everyone. Coworkers, distant friends, family members. My 8th grade teacher got one, she still has it. It makes her laugh. Ugh.”

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Cake Boss

Cake Boss - Grandma

“When I grow up, I’m going to be like my grandmother.”

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Permilicious Revisited

Permilicious Revisited - Recreating The Awkwardness

The ladies of “Permilicious” stopped by the Awkward Family Photos Museum Exhibition this week in Geneva, IL and we we want to thank them for sending us this photo.

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