Strip Search

“In cleaning out at Grandma’s house today, with some Rockstar Renegades, we came across a precious family photo showing a few of us grandkids celebrating Grandpa’s birthday with him. And a stripper. Isn’t that precious? She was cousin Jason’s first crush, and remarkably looks just like his sister. I know we’re redneck and all, but ummm… And I’m not sure if I’m picking my nose in disgust, or pondering a career in exotic dancing, as I already have the wardrobe.”

(submitted by Michelle)