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Awkward Family Story: The Funeral

When I was pregnant with my first child, my Grandma passed away. I didn’t have anything to wear to the funeral, so I had to settle on a low-cut maternity blouse that made my breasts look enormous and made me very self-conscious. After the funeral, one of my aunts approached me and in front of the entire family, loudly announced: “You are getting a fabulous chest!!!” I turned six shades of red and blurted out defensively, “I can’t help it. Since I’ve been pregnant, I’ve gone up a couple of cup sizes.” She was actually referring to a chest of drawers that I had unknowingly inherited….um…yeah…very awkward.

(submitted by Lori)

In Stories • July 14th, 2009 • 59 Comments »

The Sleeper

The Sleeper - Kids

Making pillow-top mattresses and 600 thread-count sheets look really stupid.

(submitted by Michael)

In Kids • July 10th, 2009 • 73 Comments »

The Watering Hole

The Watering Hole - Babies

Like we all didn’t think this is what the bidet was for at first.

(submitted by Steven)

In Babies • July 3rd, 2009 • 60 Comments »

Conspiracy Theory

Conspiracy Theory - Babies

We know what you’re thinking, but take our word for it- no photoshopping here.

(submitted by DS)

In Babies • June 26th, 2009 • 171 Comments »

The Joker

The Joker - Babies

“In the photo is my grandpa holding me as a baby in 1989. After grandpa retired, he started a side job as a clown, where he’d go to birthday parties and do magic tricks. He also often wore his boxing shorts from his days as a heavyweight boxer at Michigan State. He was dressing upto entertain the grandkids that day, and the boxing/clown combination certainly made for an interesting photo.”

(submitted by Darcy)

In Babies • June 26th, 2009 • 148 Comments »

The Cooler

The Cooler - Babies

A literal interpretation of “hose-down.”

(submitted by Brynn)

In Babies • June 24th, 2009 • 61 Comments »

Shhh

Shhh - Babies

Here’s Santa taking some time out from his busy schedule to freak out some nice people.

In Babies • June 22nd, 2009 • 94 Comments »
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