At least they got the apostrophe right.
“My girlfriend and best friend have birthdays one day apart. This was the only solution.”
“My 16 yr old son had to get the ‘exam nobody likes’. I thought it best to twist the (cake) knife since I’m definitely Dad of the year.”
(submitted by Joel)
This is why you don’t invite ex-girlfriends.
(submitted by Frank)
Finally, something the whole family can appreciate.
(submitted by Lara)