An effective way to avoid “couples skate.”
According to Ingrid, “our music was something by the Doobie Brothers and the soundtrack of Labyrinth. I kid you not, we were instructed to emulate amoeba at the beginning of our routine. Which included hula hoops.”
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Not since “Mommy the Pooh” have we seen such parental commitment.
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Three mariachis in very convincing old lady costumes.
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Bacon brothers, meet the Cactiis.
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The hello, kitty backpack was just a gateway drug.
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Awkward Rule #249: Wearing a condiment.