A man needs to have his hobbies.
(submitted by Laura)
“It was my 1st birthday and apparently, while my mom brought guests to the door, I licked all the liquor glasses empty. After returning, she saw me falling backwards and passing out. The ambulance medic told her that I had consumed too much alcohol and sat me on the throne. Not too much has changed since then.”
(submitted by Beatrice)
Sometimes when you’re happy and you know it, you don’t need to clap your hands.
(submitted by Nicole)