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Chains Of Love

A man needs to have his hobbies.

(submitted by Laura)

Can We Go Now?

You can only eat so much dip.

(submitted by Habiba)

Home For The Holidays

 

They’re coming.

(submitted by Annet)

The Hangover

It was my 1st birthday and apparently, while my mom brought guests to the door, I licked all the liquor glasses empty. After returning, she saw me falling backwards and passing out. The ambulance medic told her that I had consumed too much alcohol and sat me on the throne. Not too much has changed since then.”

(submitted by Beatrice)

Joy Division

Sometimes when you’re happy and you know it, you don’t need to clap your hands.

(submitted by Nicole)

Eye Contact

Has anyone seen Aunt Telcia?

(submitted by Nicole)

Twilight Zone

A holiday pic that quite frankly, scares the crap out of us.

(submitted by Marissa)

Awkward Family Story: Sofa Shopping

When I was 15 my parents finished part of our basement to make a ‘hangout’ area for me to bring friends over. I couldn’t wait to be out of the eyeline of my parents so I could bring boys over and makeout. We were shopping for sofas and they asked me what I liked better, the sectional or a regular couch. I blurted out, “I like the sexual!” in front of the salespeople and my parents. Oh, it was so awkward.

(submitted by Stephanie)