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Awkward Family Story: Sofa Shopping

When I was 15 my parents finished part of our basement to make a ‘hangout’ area for me to bring friends over. I couldn’t wait to be out of the eyeline of my parents so I could bring boys over and makeout. We were shopping for sofas and they asked me what I liked better, the sectional or a regular couch. I blurted out, “I like the sexual!” in front of the salespeople and my parents. Oh, it was so awkward.

(submitted by Stephanie)

In Stories • July 7th, 2009 • 82 Comments »

There’s Plenty of Room on the Couch

There’s Plenty of Room on the Couch - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

But all the chairs are taken.

(submitted by Ben)

In *AFP Hall Of Fame* • June 12th, 2009 • 82 Comments »
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