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Belly Flop

Belly Flop - Family Portrait

The invitational sounded so much cooler in the car.

In Family Portrait • June 17th, 2009 • 39 Comments »

Chop Chop

Chop Chop - Family Portrait

In this family, nobody complains about Dad’s vacation itineraries.

(submitted by El Jackko)

In Family Portrait • June 15th, 2009 • 66 Comments »

Freaky Friday

Freaky Friday - Dad

We get the strange feeling that a switch might have taken place here.

(submitted by Nicole)

In Dad • June 4th, 2009 • 96 Comments »

Malcolm in the Middle

Malcolm in the Middle - Family Portrait

(submitted by Angelina)

In Family Portrait • May 29th, 2009 • 74 Comments »

My Two Dads

My Two Dads - Family Portrait

You may use your calculator for this equation.

(submitted by The Bonfield Family)

In Family Portrait • May 11th, 2009 • 111 Comments »

Awkward Family Story

When I was 10 years old, my parents took us on vacation to a water park. I told my dad I had to go to the bathroom; he pointed to a building and let me go in by myself. When I got in, I noticed there were no urinals, and none of the stalls had toilets in them. Confused, I went into a stall anyway, pulled the curtain closed behind me, and did my business all over the floor. When I got out, we started walking away when another man with his son asked my dad if we knew of any bathrooms nearby. My dad pointed to the building that I had just exited. The man said, “No, that’s just a dressing room to change in and out of bathing suits.” My Dad said that was not true, as I had just used the bathroom in there. The other man insisted and my father started to get angry, “Are you calling my son a liar?” My Dad told the man we would all go in together to prove my innocence. Despite my objections, the four of us went in and when my Dad whipped open the curtain to the first stall…


-Kevin, North Smithfield, RI

In Stories • May 4th, 2009 • 49 Comments »
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