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Countdown To Halloween: It’s Never Too Early - Behind The Awkwardness

“Halloween 1990. My sister and I are dressed as brides. I’m 5, my sister is 3. My mom made the costumes to reflect her high hopes for our futures.”

(submitted by Averie)

In Behind The Awkwardness • October 24th, 2012 • 12 Comments »

The Count

The Count - Halloween

“This is me as a young child getting my picture taken at a local Toys ‘R Us. So, not only am I getting my picture with Dracula but I am wearing Mork and Mindy suspenders and a Father Guido Sarducci shirt.”

(submitted by Jason)

In Halloween • August 4th, 2012 • 37 Comments »

Send In The Clowns

Send In The Clowns - Halloween

She brought extra face paint for them.

(submitted by Hugo)

In Halloween • January 18th, 2012 • 35 Comments »

Cone Of Silence

Cone Of Silence - Behind The Awkwardness

“Yes, this is my family. I am the smallest conehead. In a brilliant wave of genius, my mother thought she had come to the ultimate family Halloween costume. She found these smelly, rubber coneheads at a some long forgotten costume shop. We were all a little uncomfortable with it, but with only a few short days until Halloween complete with invite to yearly Halloween party, where were constantly berated and ridiculed for our costumes by this bougie family who seemingly had NO END to there arsenal of elaborate Halloween costume ideas.  So, we went to the party, and after a few dull roars from the crowd of party-goers, the bougie family swooped in to steal our thunder donned as the ENTIRE cast of the Never Ending Story…yep… even Valkor.”

(submitted by Maggie)

In Behind The Awkwardness • January 6th, 2012 • 44 Comments »

Off To See The Wizard

Off To See The Wizard - Couples

There’s no place like foreclosure.

(submitted by Christie)

In Couples • December 30th, 2011 • 16 Comments »

Twilight

Twilight - Halloween

She is on Team Not Impressed.

(submitted by Miguel)

In Halloween • December 3rd, 2011 • 14 Comments »

Dolloween

Dolloween - Halloween

Happy Halloween from AFP!

(submitted by Katelyn)

In Halloween • October 31st, 2011 • 16 Comments »
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