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Bring The Thunder

Bring The Thunder - Siblings

By combining their strength, thy were able to muster up some inclement weather.

(submitted by X)

In Siblings • March 10th, 2010 • 156 Comments »

Body By Dad

Body By Dad - *AFP Hall Of Fame*

Jennifer was the only baby in the neighborhood with creatine in her formula.

(submitted by Jennifer)

In *AFP Hall Of Fame* • November 21st, 2009 • 106 Comments »

The Gun Show

The Gun Show - Family Portrait

This family also believes strongly in the right to bear farmers’ tans.

(submitted by Sierra)

In Family Portrait • September 8th, 2009 • 105 Comments »


Roots - Graduation

It’s so great everybody could make it to graduation.

(submitted by Gina)

In Graduation • August 21st, 2009 • 209 Comments »

Everything’s Coming Up Roses

Everything’s Coming Up Roses - Couples

Just darling.

(submitted by Alison)

In Couples • August 18th, 2009 • 105 Comments »

Ladies Night

Ladies Night - Siblings

So, that’s where he carries his dip.

(submitted by Alisa)

In Siblings • July 11th, 2009 • 197 Comments »

Awkward Family Story: Over the Top

When I was 13 years old, my family took a trip to old town in San Diego, California. At the time, I was a skinny kid and very insecure about my lack of muscles. I used to challenge my mother to arm wrestles, etc. because it made me feel better to know that I could beat someone in my family. One night after dinner when we were walking back to the hotel, I dared my mom to move me from a standing position. I bent my knees and readied myself. She charged, rammed into me, and sent all 125 pounds of me flying backwards through a store window of a gift shop.  As you can imagine, a very difficult story to explain to the police.


(submitted by Garrett)

In Stories • June 15th, 2009 • 48 Comments »
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