It’s never too early to start the train.
(submitted by Blank)
This is Paul. He’ll have you home by nowhere near the time he says he will.
(submitted by Mollie)
What are the chances of a growth spurt before the first slow dance?
(submitted by Keith)
Real class is allowing yourself to be showered by chandelier fragments.
(submitted by Amie)
Guy on the right… prepare yourself for a night of long distance slow-dancing.
(submitted by Jessica)